Bwahahaha.

My brother's cat, Phydeaux. My caption.

At the time, this was parody

Chameleonic lifeforms, no thanks.

"Radish's Cry For Help"

That's just the working title. It could change.



"He who takes leader cloth is leader. He who takes green is green and follows green leader. He who takes purple is purple and follows purple leader."

E.B.E. 1

I wonder how many of these I'm going to end up with by the time it's all over.

I really need a job.

What I did today:


Someone, please, call me back about my resume.

Ayup.

Life is like a box of chocolates--a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. You end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

Mas Tequila!!

I have added new photos to the Tequila Project.


I have my new camera back, although I don't know for how long. I've had to send it for warranty repairs twice since I got it 12/31. It's excellent when it works...

Latest quiltlet

3" square. Hand-dyed fabric, hand-sewn.

Ah, it's that time of year again.

Truly, Bittersweets® are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn't want to hurt your feelings but just doesn't feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about their crushes on someone who doesn't appreciate them like you do, can't love them like you can, and actually takes pleasure in corralling a herd of fawning "just friends" behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.

Sunday is Half-Price Chocolate Day, a sacred day of obligation in the Radish calendar.

Hrm....

You don't say.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin is also a center of bratwurst appreciation.

Seems familiar.

I want to beat people up right now!

I got the pyjamas...

Shameless Self-Promotion

I finally uploaded some pictures from Portland, OR onto Flickr.



I think this one would make an excellent art quilt.