tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82569468898649250332024-03-14T03:15:31.662-05:00Smoke Me a KipperI'll be back for breakfast.HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-67971555982458324192009-03-31T09:12:00.001-05:002009-03-31T09:13:17.601-05:00Well, that's different.<p><br />I just got spam for "Transsexual Leek Porn." <br /><br />Wrong root, people.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-91237242545251949702009-03-29T20:31:00.000-05:002009-03-29T20:32:02.768-05:00Heh.<p><br /><img src=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-empty-food-bowls.jpg><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-62319466298904243332009-03-26T15:22:00.000-05:002009-03-26T15:23:20.321-05:00The aliens have mutated<p><br />I have been inspired by the <a href="http://www.listerscominghome.co.uk/">new episodes of Red Dwarf</a>, even though no one has bothered to mention when or how they will be available in the U.S.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3388310126/" title="Take Me To Your Feeder 1 by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3470/3388310126_3dcc03a2b5_m.jpg" width="197" height="240" alt="Take Me To Your Feeder 1" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3388309936/" title="Take Me To Your Feeder 2 by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3388309936_8553921cfe_m.jpg" width="218" height="240" alt="Take Me To Your Feeder 2" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3387501895/" title="Take Me To Your Feeder 4 by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3608/3387501895_0a786817c6_m.jpg" width="215" height="240" alt="Take Me To Your Feeder 4" /></a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-52227219437963190462009-03-14T18:11:00.001-05:002009-03-14T18:11:52.952-05:00Milwaukee<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3354974640/" title="Windows by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3354974640_36cefeda39.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Windows" /></a><br /><br />Went on a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/sets/72157615197216019/">Milwaukee photowalk </a>this afternoon.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-45008832842718818702009-03-14T02:00:00.001-05:002009-03-14T02:01:34.869-05:00*heh*<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-has-experience-writing-computer-code.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 445px; height: 414px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-has-experience-writing-computer-code.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Now hire me, dammit.<p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-40853600402819596162009-03-10T13:23:00.001-05:002009-03-10T13:24:36.577-05:00Interesting litterin a state park in Illinois.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3344032535/" title="Easter Egg, red by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3344032535_0ba8c126dd.jpg" width="425" height="318" alt="Easter Egg, red" /></a><br /><br />I was unimpressed by the park, but <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/sets/72157614999511585/">I had some fun with the camera</a>.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-52260028866679210322009-03-05T20:14:00.002-06:002009-03-05T20:15:26.187-06:00I resemble this lolcat.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-angry-cat-is-in-art-therapy-class.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 425px; height: 318px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-angry-cat-is-in-art-therapy-class.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-54067416464382263812009-03-03T22:36:00.001-06:002009-03-03T22:37:49.764-06:00He never gets old.<p><br />Achmed, the Dead Terrorist. With German subtitles, so I can pretend I'm studying.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/psvL2eYQ7YM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/psvL2eYQ7YM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-84600333002490688922009-03-02T19:33:00.000-06:002009-03-02T19:34:11.451-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-gives-peas-a-chance.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 500px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-gives-peas-a-chance.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Just one. Then I refuse to eat them.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-64678143762722557792009-03-01T18:07:00.001-06:002009-03-01T18:07:40.353-06:00Alien Apotheosis<p><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3320163735/" title="Apotheosis by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3554/3320163735_4d0079c1d6.jpg" width="418" height="500" alt="Apotheosis" /></a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-3790795670139893252009-02-28T14:17:00.001-06:002009-02-28T14:19:00.612-06:00Bwahahaha.<p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/28/128803259314019066.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 425px; height: 318px;" src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/28/128803259314019066.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />My brother's cat, Phydeaux. <a href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3546153">My caption</a>.<br /><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-77810720283920993342009-02-24T10:41:00.000-06:002009-02-24T10:42:07.260-06:00At the time, this was parody<p><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WgUktfdDy4">Chameleonic lifeforms, no thanks.</a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-90382511619755996702009-02-19T18:38:00.000-06:002009-02-19T18:39:15.892-06:00"Radish's Cry For Help"That's just the working title. It could change.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3293317047/" title="They're heeeee-eeer by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3518/3293317047_3982275cd6.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="They're heeeee-eeer" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.frostjedi.com/vex/html/drazi.html">"He who takes leader cloth is leader. He who takes green is green and follows green leader. He who takes purple is purple and follows purple leader."<br /></a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-74578581067900824142009-02-17T17:26:00.000-06:002009-02-17T17:27:18.329-06:00E.B.E. 1<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3289059558/" title="EBE 1 by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3289059558_c1bbf7b9a9.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="EBE 1" /></a><br /><br />I wonder how many of these I'm going to end up with by the time it's all over.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-5895469274823747252009-02-16T19:12:00.001-06:002009-02-16T19:13:32.174-06:00I really need a job.What I did today: <br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3286380004/" title="E.B.E.s by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3360/3286380004_c4c7eab93b.jpg" width="425" height="316" alt="E.B.E.s" /></a><br /><br />Someone, please, call me back about my resume.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-46269823131600316842009-02-15T20:59:00.001-06:002009-02-15T21:00:19.082-06:00Ayup.<blockquote>Life is like a box of chocolates--a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. You end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0751164/">And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.</a> </blockquote>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-4525710840685758272009-02-15T12:38:00.002-06:002009-02-15T12:40:14.191-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-in-a-bar-ordering-drinks.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 425px; height: 316px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-in-a-bar-ordering-drinks.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-30002484455350973282009-02-14T14:29:00.002-06:002009-02-14T14:37:23.034-06:00Mas Tequila!!<p><br />I have added new photos to the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/sets/72157612108658024/">Tequila Project</a>.<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3278889255/" title="22/100 1800 by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3495/3278889255_9dbebac250.jpg" width="425" height="316" alt="22/100 1800" /></a><br /><br />I have my new camera back, although I don't know for how long. I've had to send it for warranty repairs twice since I got it 12/31. It's excellent when it works...<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-6411864375778447792009-02-14T07:52:00.003-06:002009-02-14T07:53:30.715-06:00Latest quiltlet<p><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3276955417/" title="Flower quiltlet 2 by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3521/3276955417_469dd8a91f.jpg" width="425" height="415" alt="Flower quiltlet 2" /></a><br /><br />3" square. Hand-dyed fabric, hand-sewn.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-25331043977288408092009-02-12T14:02:00.001-06:002009-02-12T14:04:16.654-06:00Ah, it's that time of year again.<blockquote><p><br />Truly, <a href="http://despair.com/bittersweets.html">Bittersweets®</a> are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn't want to hurt your feelings but just doesn't feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about their crushes on someone who doesn't appreciate them like you do, can't love them like you can, and actually takes pleasure in corralling a herd of fawning "just friends" behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.</blockquote><br /><br />Sunday is Half-Price Chocolate Day, a sacred day of obligation in the Radish calendar.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-24365367409764632572009-02-10T21:56:00.000-06:002009-02-10T21:57:10.265-06:00Hrm....<p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LqK7H_XTd00&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LqK7H_XTd00&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-73883669044412585732009-02-10T21:27:00.000-06:002009-02-10T21:28:14.599-06:00You don't say.<p><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratwurst">Milwaukee, Wisconsin is also a center of bratwurst appreciation.</a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-83268858290350024642009-02-08T12:52:00.001-06:002009-02-08T12:52:41.334-06:00Seems familiar.<p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-you-give-blood1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 553px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-you-give-blood1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-19072218358130144112009-02-07T17:10:00.001-06:002009-02-07T17:10:38.495-06:00I want to beat people up right now!<p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_Y6231uAmo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_Y6231uAmo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I got the pyjamas...<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8256946889864925033.post-25505809387444196842009-02-07T14:20:00.001-06:002009-02-07T14:21:49.498-06:00Shameless Self-Promotion<p><br />I finally <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/collections/72157613449128991/">uploaded some pictures from Portland, OR onto Flickr</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/3261266214/" title="Rock Edging by heatherradish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3495/3261266214_68b1cea350.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Rock Edging" /></a><br /><br />I think this one would make an excellent art quilt.<br /><p>HeatherRadishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15200373266300186422noreply@blogger.com0