Well, that's different.

I just got spam for "Transsexual Leek Porn."

Wrong root, people.

I want to beat people up right now!

I got the pyjamas...

Heh.

I once spent an hour watching parents when the lions at the Indianapolis Zoo were licking each other's genitals. I'd say you can't buy entertainment like that, but they do charge admission...

I'd pay to see this.

Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony